Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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