ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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