hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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