Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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