Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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