Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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