i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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