People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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