the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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