Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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