Me. At least after what I've been through.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just made my gag reflex go away.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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