We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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