Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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