The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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