Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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