Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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