I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
