do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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