Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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