YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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