Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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