Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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