yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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