idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Randomize
