I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
how drunk are you?
Several
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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