My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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