I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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