That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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