So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
MIDGETS
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We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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