Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i permit you to call me
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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