yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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