He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's shark week go big or go home
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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