Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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