We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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