yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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