covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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