I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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