I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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