Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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