What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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