420 ftw
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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