I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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