I'm lost and stupid without you.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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