her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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