dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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