She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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