me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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