I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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