It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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