that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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