i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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