if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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