whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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