i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
i think i just lost a toe
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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